In what I’m sure was a productive use of everyone’s time, dolphins at Disney’s Epcot Center in Florida have been taught to sing the ‘Batman’ theme. When asked about the project, one of our future cetacean overlords responded that he was glad it was over as, “maybe now I can get that stupid song out of my head…da du da du da du da du, BATMAN! Goddamn it!”

(I realize that the dateline on this story is October 3rd, which might make it ‘really old news’. I’ve got a backlog of stories, and this one was just too cool to ignore.)



2 Responses to POW! BIF! SQUEAK!

  1. A.Citizen says:

    Humans gotta be the most ludricous critters on the planet. Teaching dolphins the batman theme….I’m freakin’ speechless with laughter at this one!

  2. tekstone says:

    I think that’s cool. Can the Pink Panther theme be far behind? Maybe that’s too old-school…

    Perhaps it would be more ‘marketable’ to teach them something newer like ‘Shake That Ass’ by Rated R…?

    Heck, maybe they’ll come out with whole albums eventually. If the chipmunks could do it, certainly the vastly more intelligent dolphin could make an industry out of it… collaborating with the likes of Eminem, Snoop Dogg, etc. They could have a line of jewelry and clothing – swimwear mostly.

    I think I’m on to something here… Can dolphin get gold teeth?

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