Is Valentine’s Day a Republican Holiday?

Apparently it is.

By using the transitive property of equality, we can show how Valentine’s Day is, in fact, a Republican ‘holiday’.

Valentine’s Day = Hallmark Holiday

Hallmark Cards, Inc. = Republican Company

Therefore. . .

Valentine’s Day = Republican Holiday

QED

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One Response to Is Valentine’s Day a Republican Holiday?

  1. A.Citizen says:

    Impeccable logic.

    Resolved, Valentine’s Day is a Republican Holiday!

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